where eczema ends...

...acne begins

He was my opener at an open mic

I saw this on Seinfeld the other night, and I lost it.

Irrera [another comic] is talking about his nostrils enlarging.

Seinfeld: Oh, is this a bit?

Irrera: HEY! I don't do "bits." ...I'm a prop comic.

I think my right eyebrow is in a completely different place than where it should be.

sigh.

"The people you work with are people you were just throw together with. You know, you don't know them, it wasn't your choice, and yet you spend more time with them then you do your friends or your family. But probably all you've got in common is the fact that you walk around on the same bit of carpet for eight hours a day. And so, obviously, when someone comes in who you... you have a connection with... yeah."

--Tim Canterbury

a text from last night

"the cab driver's dick is outta his pants!"

so... i'm gonna post some stuff on this from time to time

I often frequent the craigslist personals section for research. I found this  gem on there the other day.  He followed the number one rule of advertising: be succint.