Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Crash Test with Rob and Paul

surprise guest: AZIZ ANSARI!
man, he fuggin KILLED. he's too fuckin hilarious. thing is, right before the show, i was telling one of my comedy buddies to check out laughyourdickoff.com (a site that is dedicated to a character Aziz played in Funny People). i've even told my PARENTS about this guy.

rob huebel and paul scheer were fuggin solid too. nick thune i saw about a year ago at the laugh factory, he delivered again last night.

man, these comedy people are a little too funny.

Monday, August 3, 2009

wrap

is the english word for "crappy burrito"

bourgeois pig

potential tag lines for this coffee shop
"dimly lit, so we never have to clean up"
"we employ try-hard baristas"
"barista washes hands once for every six visits to the bathroom"
"crappy coffee shop"
"shitty shithole"
"the gem of hollywood"

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Man, these allergies are killer... NO PUN INTENDED

fun fact: i've almost died TWICE cuzza my allergies