Tuesday, December 21, 2010

I want your BOD... not the fragrance

Have you seen the new commercials for BOD Man Fragrance? Check it out here:

Ooooh baby. I, a super hot lady, am going to get in on with you in a bizarre co-ed changing room which is in full view of the rest of the store.

Okay, I buy this premise. In fact, I encourage it. My contention is that this lady only seems attracted to this hot guy because, well, he's hot. She doesn't even smell him! So I guess the only logical conclusion is that the fragrance spray is actually a derivative of collected blood, sweat, or other fluids from the hot guy. Then you, the dweeb, will purchase and spray this captured and distilled essence of hot guy all over your body. Because let's be honest. It's the closest you're ever going to get to feeling like a man.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Crash Test with Rob and Paul

surprise guest: AZIZ ANSARI!
man, he fuggin KILLED. he's too fuckin hilarious. thing is, right before the show, i was telling one of my comedy buddies to check out laughyourdickoff.com (a site that is dedicated to a character Aziz played in Funny People). i've even told my PARENTS about this guy.

rob huebel and paul scheer were fuggin solid too. nick thune i saw about a year ago at the laugh factory, he delivered again last night.

man, these comedy people are a little too funny.

Monday, August 3, 2009


is the english word for "crappy burrito"

bourgeois pig

potential tag lines for this coffee shop
"dimly lit, so we never have to clean up"
"we employ try-hard baristas"
"barista washes hands once for every six visits to the bathroom"
"crappy coffee shop"
"shitty shithole"
"the gem of hollywood"

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Man, these allergies are killer... NO PUN INTENDED

fun fact: i've almost died TWICE cuzza my allergies

Sunday, June 14, 2009